John Kreese’d


to be john kreese’d is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). it is a play on words – kreese/crease.

sensei john kreese being from the karate kid trilogy.
i was john kreese’d at the thought of that wheelbarrow getting nicked.

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