the john kruk special is a term for a piece of sausage and one meatball with your spaghetti. this term is named for the former phillies baseball player john kruk, who lost a ball to testicular cancer. therefore, john kruk, the baseball player, is symbolized by the john kruk special, featuring a piece of sausage, but only one meatball.
would you like sausage or meatb-lls with your spaghetti tonight?
well, i’m feeling hungry. i’ll take the john kruk special.
one meatball and one sausage coming right up!
- johnson lid
noun: a condom or device placed between p-n-s and the world. “yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i’m getting lucky tonight.”
- Johnsonville surprise
the act of inserting detached weiners into a persons r-ct-m for them to p–p out into your mouth. kayla asked for the johnsonville surprise
a guy that fits into more or less all of the below categories: a worthless spineless guy. one who abuses insecurities of girls to gain s-xual pleasure at their expense; the act of acting on a girls insecurity (emotional or otherwise). in reference to the above – one that maintains a relationship purely to obtain […]
to be s-xual to someone’s neck erik likes necxual things
any object or gadget that would immediately mark a person as being a nerd. i knew steve wasn’t a jock, his room was full of nerdaphernalia.