john mellencamp


a s-xual act that causes pain. e.g. a f-ll-t– with the use of to much teeth can cause pain to the genitals. john mellancamps h-t song ” hurt so good”.

“come on baby make it hurt so good
sometimes love don’t feel like it should
you make it, hurt so good”
cool guy: bro, my girl came over last night and gave me a john mellencamp!

other cool guy: ouch!!

cool guy: yea my p-n-s has been sore all day.

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