John O


the gorgeous frontman of the maine, a band from arizona. his birth name is john o’callaghan, but he is often refered to as simply john o.
girl 1: hey that guy is hot! what’s his name?
girl 2: john o, duh.
a name of a misunderstood individual. he is talented, heartfelt, and certainly not gay. johno always trys to do whats best for people although they’re not always trying to do the same for him. he likes a girl, who doesn’t even realize he likes her. he’s your commen man hero. he gets all the girls to like him, but they all want to be his best friend. he’s always the bridesmaid and never the bride.
johno is so cute, i want to be his bestfriend.
a term used to signify the highest form of bro-ism. this word is used to address a peer or ideal with great respect and care.
“whats happening johno, you were really shredding the gnar gnar today!”

“excuse me johno, can i get an autograph?”
a gay individual often seen around childrens playgrounds. most johno’s are noted to have microp-n-ses.
have you seen that creep?
oh, that’s just a johno.
a gay person, usually with curly hair, a small p-n-s, and very little pubic hair, usually likes the same gender
ha ha that guy is such a johno

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