John Ohh


the lead singer of the maine, the best band. ever. john cornelius o’callaghan, but to his fans, john ohh. if said like “john..ohh!” it sounds like you’re having s-x. and who wouldn’t want s-x with john ohh?!
jonas brothers fan girl: who is john ohh?
beautiful perfect the maine fan: you’re a f-cking nuthead. i’m not even going to tell you.
jonas brothers fan girl: please?!
the maine fan: john, ohh!

jonas brothers fan girl: you sound like you’re in -rg-sm. ohmigawd nick jonas!
the maine fan: you’re a f-cktard.

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