John Pesenti
a g-d among men. it is said that his power is so mighty that it cannot be matched by anything or anyone in any universe.
person 1: rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
person 1: -rock
person 2: – john pesenti
person 1: no fair! nothing can beat john pesenti
a man, a myth, a legend…
the legacy of john pesenti will never end
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