John Pike
a little painful stinging sore found on the head or shaft of a p-n-s as result of excessive masturbation without adequate lubrication.
“hey man, what’s up with the funny walk?”
“dude i ran outta lube last night while rubbing one out & gave myself a john pike that stings like hot pepper!”
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