john restivo
a stunt double for frodo in the lord of the rings series. currently resides in fullerton, ca. he is currently a struggling actor who has resorted to low budget gay p-rn. some of his movies include: “frodo t baggins, lord of the c-ck rings, frodo does fullerton, down and dirty drwafs on hobbets gay s-x rump 27”. his voice has been featured on such independent films such as : warren ray’s farm fantasies.
we went to the club under a black light and john restivo had gizz all over his pants.
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