John Salley
john thomas salley (born may 16, 1964 in brooklyn, new york) is a former professional basketball player in the nba. salley is the first player in nba history to play on three different championship-winning franchises.
john salley is now a regular guest on, “the best d-mn sports show” where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. recently his heteros-xuality has come into question as well.
conversation in relation to barry bonds cheating:
john salley:
“cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters).”
really hot lawyer chick:
“yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules”
john salley:
“you tellin’ me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?”
really hot lawyer chick:
“yes, and thats why i have speeding tickets which i’ve payed!”
john salley:
“haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove”
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