John Santos
1.a name used to describe someone who has the audacity to perform embarr-ssing acts for the pleasure of others.
2.can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.one who is deprived of a “spine” and will do just about anything they are told.
your such as john santos for asking out ten girls in one day.
that guy is a “john santos” for licking the caca on the ground.
your such as john santos for listening to me when i told you to jump off the bridge.
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