John Syndrome


when a girl or group of girls like/give s-xual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. these boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the gr-ss, thinking with your b-lls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.
guy at a club:dude how is he getting so much -ss? he lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
other guy: i have no idea man. i guess he has john syndrome.

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