John Thomas


f-ckboy
don’t be such a john thomas
the p-n-s. usually used in british english, but also sometimes in us.
sung by eric idle in monty python. the meaning of life (1983): ‘ isn’t it awfully nice to have a p-n-s / isn’t it frightfully good to have-it-on / it’s swell to have a stiffy / it’s divine to own a d-ck / from the tiniest little tadger to the world’s biggest pr-ck / so, three cheers for your w-lly or john thomas / hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / your piece of pork , your wife’s-best-friend , your p-ssing or your c-ck / you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / but don’t take-it out in public or they’ll stick you in the dock and you won’t come back .’
euphemism for male genitals.
“my, what a john thomas he has.”
male organ (mostly used in england)
let me introduce you to john thomas
p-n-s, slong, c-ck

also referring to h-m-s-xual males
did you see that johnny t on that guy?

how many john thomas’ have you sucked?

that guy seems a little john thomas to me, if you know what i’m sayin.
1)possibly the s-xiest man on earth. he possesses great wealth and power. despite many other definitions, it does not represent male genatalia.

2)great athlete. a person who no matter what sport he may play, is gifted at it. also very intelligent.
1) look at that john thomas strutting his stuff at the club. neva seen moves that fresh.

2) john thomas sure is a good football player. almost as if he’s on steroids.
a soft pretzel, or p-n-s
one j-zzy johnny t, please!!
one j-zzy john thomas

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