John Wayne Maybe


(n. – pejorative)

a predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling chicago’s north side neighborhood bars around 4 am. explicitly fond of adopting the role of “daddy” for one or multiple “sons.” may or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim’s close friends.

see also: “predatory closet job.”
dude, if you’re cabbing home after the bars close, it’s safer in groups… you might end up with john wayne maybe.

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