johnald crump

a version of donald trump that has descended into the god realm.
person 1: my dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
person 2: oh yeah? well my dad is the great johnald crump. he can smite you down in an instant.
person 1: oh. ok.

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