JohnChristian
johnchristian is an amazing, s-xy, perfect guy. he is very social and loves to be with the people that matter most. he excels at all sports, especially football, lacrosse, and swimming. everyone should be friends with a johnchristian, he is kind, caring and truly a good friend. he is always there for others and always gives good advice.
johnchristian, he’s a cool dude.
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- cats and jammers
when a cat runs up your leg most likely when you are wearing pajamas and you are protecting your nut sac from being scratched. your cat was coming after me and i went cats and jammers all over the place trying keep him from being a cripple cat and me a enuch.
- Molematt
a molematt is a fat, round mole which roles down hills and instead of digging holes, he eats them. can be used as a insult. “look at that fat guy, he’s such a molematt”
- cavehog
the kinda woman you f-ck only after 20 pearls, or a lot of porks skins & acid. “you didn’t hafta big-mac-&-six-pack that cavehog, just give her a ride home”
- shadow fuck
when a girl has a hot body but not a hot face. shadow f-cking can also be pursued as a sport. for example, using your shadow to imitate f-cking another shadow without them realising. a: she’s got a fine body! b: yeah, she’s a shadow f-ck! a: h-llo!
- Destroyage
epic amounts of destroying, obliteration wow there was a lot of destroyage going on in that match