Johnlocked


from the series of sherlock bbc. originally sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with sherlock. johnlock means you ship johnlock (john and sherlock) very hard.
friend: omg i just finished watching sherlock and i love it!
friend 2: do you ship johnlock?
friend: b-tch, please i am johnlocked!

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