Johnnathan
this s-xy beat you cant tame! hes oh so dreamy! definitely if you had a dream boy, johnnathan would be better then your dream boy. hes the boy with all the swag and st–ze, such a hipster, hes skin and bones, extremely handsome and charming. quite understanding, one conversation with him and he’ll have you falling in love. hes the best friend you want, boyfriend you’d love to have, and the man you would want to marry, f-ck, and have a million kids with. hes so smart, funny, amazing, creative and he has a big d-ck. he definitely knows how to treat a woman, and how to make love to one. any man would want to be a johnnathan.
girl 1:”ddaaammnnnn!!! did you see him?..”
girl 2:”how could i not, he must be a johnnathan.”
girl 1:”i want him!!”
girl 2:”who doesnt!”
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