Johnny B.


when the gentleman has s-x with a woman on her back; while choking her single handed; has his big toe inserted into her -n-s
you want a johnny b. baby?
usually a blonde haired-blue eyed s-xy, delicious, tall, muscular man. can dress casually in jeans and football shirts, but is willing to dress for the occasion (suspenders being one of the many trends set by these upstanding fellows). 69 is typically this type of man’s favorite number. an attractive, respectable lad, always very suave with the ladies and knows how to handle himself and his “goods”
“can you believe she’s dating him? he’s just such a…johnnyb!”

“he has blonde hair and blue eyes…sounds like a johnnyb.”
born johnny soto in houston, tx, also known as (aka) johnny van halen, from 1981 to 1984; the drummer and lead vocals for the 70’s rock band the strangers. now music producer and manager of the rock band ‘oscuridad social’ in texas.
we played a gig with johnnyb and rockers.

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