the best, s-xiest, hottest, funniest, most talented actor on the face of the earth. one of the only men that i can think of who you couldn’t make ugly if you tired. and also one of the only men who looks fine in eyeliner!
“i’m going to smoke this cigarette, and then i’m going to buy another pack and smoke the sh-t out of that one.”
johnny depp, secret window
the best actor ever to walk the earth. not only just because he’s so d-mn s-xy, but because he’s so talented and doesn’t care what the h-ll people think about him. he could do any blockbuster he wants to, but he likes to go against the grain. did i mention he’s a s-xy b-tch? well, he is, i’m very happy for (and jealous of) vanessa paradis.
he’s kind of like a slug, he oozes s-xy out and leaves a trail of s-xy wherever he goes! s-xy, talented, and humble, what else do u look for in a guy?
one of the best actors ever. fantastic in blow & in ed wood. also, he’s super hot.
johnny depp lives in france, & is the best actor out there.
a magnificent actor with such good looks that he could make a straight man turn gay.
johnny depp can have any woman he wants.
the closest thing to a perfect human being. he is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. as well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as edward scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), ed wood and what’s eating gilbert grape? recent successes include secret window, pirates of the carribean and chocolat. brilliant. he is the epitome of a s-x god. almost too good for planet earth, baby.
johnny depp is absolutely f-ck-ng brilliant.
a completely fantabulous actor who can light up an entire film by simply smiling, speaking, or even breathing. he thoroughly deserves all of the praise he is given, and is way too cool to be bothered by any of the mindless criticism thrown his way.
johnny is g-d.
all praise johnny depp.
for further proof/convincing, please refer to any of his films, as they are all fantastic.
way too fine for this world…
a man who looks like that is ethereal!
racist, hooligan, coin-throwing sc-m of a football team from bermondsey, s london. their celebrity fans are all fat c-nts like rod liddle, danny baker, bob crow and andy fordham millwall sc-m have gone down to league 1! not the best place to take your wife and kids to watch a football match re-knowned for their […]
- johnny q public
a term used in gambling and sports betting referring to the general population or the inexperienced gambler; sucker. i love the cowboys this weekend! so does my mom, dad and johnny q public – they are going to get killed. johnny q public bet the panthers at home and the cardinals went in and date […]
- snot burglar
someone really desperate for drugs. “johnny scr-ped out the inside of my nose with a spoon while i was p-ssed out, cooked it up and snorted it! f-ckin’ snot burglar.”
in persian it means high quality cocaine. usually being more expensive than any other type of cocaine. the term became popular after famous rap group zedbazi released the song “coocooli koo?”. coocooli koo? = where’s the cocaine? (koo=where)
- johnny whoop
a simple game in which you take a sharp object (usually a pocket knife) and move it up and down in between your fingers saying johnny whoop, johnny johnny whoop, and letting the knife cut the skin in between your fingers. depressed girl: johnny whoop, johnny johnny whoop, johnny whoop whoop. ouch.