Johnny Fingers


the art of using both your middle finger and forefinger on both hands to swear at someone whilst alternatiely raising each outstretched arm.
person 1- “i hate you, go away”
person 2- ooooh give them the johnny fingers!
person 3- -gives johnny fingers-
person 1- omg did you just give me the johnny fingers?
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the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute m-ssage to those in need
johnny fingers enjoys giving m-ssages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.

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