Johnny G spot


a name given to a very sad buy who drives a piece o sh-t jeep talks to weird -ss f-cked up girls and got kicked out of community college and drinks lots of jager and smokes frum-unda-cheese cigs after taking mutuple double shots of said jager. oh and has never found a g spot and never will so should just stop trying now
me: d-mn it kid quit being such a f-ckin johnny g spot
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: d-mn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny g you puss
kid: oh nooooooooooooooooooooo

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