johnny hop
1) noun, singular. the bad end of a deal; the “shaft”. 2) verb. to leave a party or gathering without bidding companions or the host farewell 3) an unpopular drink, dance move, and s-xual maneuver all created by the same unfortunate individual.
1) ted bought some weed from his friend justin, but when he counted his change, he realized that justin had given him the johnny hop; 2) megan took one look at the other guests at the new years party and decided she would johnny hop as soon as she got the chance.
1 more definition
1. to p–p & go anonymously (origin: john doe); 2. a toilet crawl (house to house, bar to bar, etc.) where one partial-p–ps at several locations and allows a “one-sitter” to span the course of the day or evening; 3. indiscriminate s-x on a large scale with people named john, johannes, juan, jan (also accepted: jack, mark)
mark: “holy sh-t this bookstore is awesome! that chick just had s-x with 4 dudes named john and then me!”
brett: “it’s cool dude, mark is also accepted.”
mark: “i guess that’s why they call it a johnny hop!”
(mark & brett hug)
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