Johnny Moleman



johnny moleman has very funny eyes. he lies and likes to eat small children. he’s everywhere.
he’s a god.
he’s a religion.
he’s the it girl.
he’s the boss.
he is the sweetest banana on this side of the world
i pray to johnny moleman every single day!

sometimes when i see johnny moleman i get all happy!

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