Johnny Morning
the “morning” for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. the afternoon for everyone else.
apparently the phrase was sp-wned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named “johnny” who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
dad: “johnny morning son”
son: “errrrg i’m never drinking again”
and
two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
“johnny morning bro, what the f-ck happened last night?”
“i don’t know, lets go get a f-cking bacon sandwich”
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