johnny sack
texas prison term for a brown bag meal consisting of a bologna or salami sandwich, a peanut b-tter & jelly sandwich, a piece of fruit & (sometimes) a half pint of milk. or juice. for breakfast, the meat sandwich is replaced with dry cereal or a boiled egg. after the third day, prunes or raisins become the fruit because of the constipation problem occuring after eating these breakfast, lunch & dinner while on lockdown.
“my personal best is 96 days of lockdown. johnny sacks are all we’ll get until further notice.”
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