Johnny smooth cock
noun; words describing a male who is wearing hollister or any other type of clothes that looks like the person was really trying hard to look good or match his clothing colors, even if he has nowhere to go. often accompanied by some sandals or loafers and a douche bag, f-ggy, guido haircut.
“dude look at that f-ggot wearing that popped collar shirt, who does he think he is johnny smooth c-ck?”
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