johnny sparks

a 50 year old man that gets in an intimate relationship with one’s mom. as the relationship develops he starts buying your love with guns and other items a young teenager might desire. he takes you to fun events with his 2 other kids that are insanely weird. your mom and him develop a habit of creating “inside” jokes that make no sense and hang on to them for months at a time. so one night you make a list on amazon you find several -ssorted s-x toys that always involve a silicon multi-color “p-n-s sleeve” on your moms account that you and your sister are logged into. you then realize that johnny sparks has a 1 inch. your friends learn of their relationship because always no matter what one of your best friends is his neighbor. you then have to deal with the increasing mom jokes which are increased in intensity by the fact that your friend can see your mom and johnny sparks through his bedroom window. your friend can also supposively hear the screams of your mom as he enters the 10 inch silicon waterproof p-n-s sleeve that is around his 1 inch chode (a short fat d-ck which in this case is just short and skinny kind of like a german helmet.) into your moms v-g-n- and you hear about it all day the next day. your realize that your mom and mr johnny have an indestructible objective to destroy your social life as your mom forces you to go to events with him and you feel like you spend more time with him then you do your freinds
jake: lolz your mom was deep throating mr johnnys extends all night long.
luke: shut up bro your mom gets railed by colton’s dad everyday

(colton enters conversation): luke, i could hear your mom screaming from my house. you’re moms a wh-r- and you know it.
(coach andress enters conversation): yea a couple nights ago i banged pretty hard with your mom but i dont need extends like johnny sparks.
(jake, colton, coach andress laugh at luke)
(luke drives himself to johnny sparks house and hangs himself by the shower rod)