Johnny Threechord


another name for jimmy buffett. he plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. he is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash…
guy 1: jimmy buffett is not that talented.
guy 2: i know, but he is johnny threechord so he still makes bank.

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