Johnny Wizard


a troll that haunts many an innocent forum with incoherent and incognizant ramblings. he mostly complains about president bush, whom he refers to as the anti-christ, and the us army, the ‘bushmob’.

many of his newer rants are simply copy and pastings of all of his older rantings.

his writing style also leaves much to be desired. his style incorporates invented words, comma abuse and just plain spewage of hatred.
johnny wizard was back today, with his latest ‘article’.

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