Johnsburg
a small town in the northern suburbs of chicago, famously mentioned by tow waits in his song, “johnsburg, illinois”. several nicknames given to the town include, “j-burg, j-town, and johns burgers.” rumor is that a sub-section exists inside the town with the name “nah-linz”. experts say that if a “nah-linz” did exist, it would occupy no more than a half acre of in-fertile land.
i’m going to the farmers market in johnsburg, it should be swell.
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