Johnson and Johnson
when you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she’s down there.
my girlfriend and i were showering and i asked her if she’d give me head. she said not unless it was a johnson and johnson.
1) a company
2) two bigs d-cks
3) two long dongs
johnson and johnson makes medicine
there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson
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