johnson-juggling
the act of stimulating a p-n-s through mechanical hand motion. more often than not it denotes the stimulation of one’s own p-n-s by one’s own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the p-n-s by the hands of a second party of the female gender.
1. thadeus: ”sh-t, man! i gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. this is the 6th time this year i’ve had to get my spectacles prescription renewed”.
alvin: ”i know, let’s invent the ‘johnson-juggling challenge!”
thadeus: ”what the h-ll’s that!?”
alvin: ”well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. the punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting”.
thadeus: ”awesome. let’s do it.
note. thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. there was no way he was going to be buying alvin beers. but…he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. importantly acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
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