Johnston Scholar
a term applied to italian americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining their low intellect with muscle cars and especially high performance motorcycles.
origins in the 1980’s,from the johnston,cranston,providence rhode island areas,where there
is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the “greater tri-guid”. typical is the
wearing of gold jewelry,designer sungl-sses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and
flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.
johnston scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they “only need a tach”.
m-ffler removal and/or poor subst-tution is mandatory peer behavior.cruise or ride in packs of
loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.socially pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
“christ ,did you see that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? the cat
is a total johnston scholar.”
Read Also:
- brownze
a portmanteau of the terms “brown” (in this case meaning “sh-t”) and “bronze” (the medal normally given for third place in major compet-tions). 1. (noun) a terrible situation that has reached its apex, its summit, its outlier, but in a more user friendly context. it is primarily used in situations that can be best described […]
- Poonstarch
another word used to call somebody a p-ssy quit being a poonstarch{ and sneak out with us. #p-ssy #wimp #poon
- dat syndrome
having tons, tons, tons, and tons of excuses. talk mad sh-t and can’t back it up because of an excuse. guy : i’ll beat you in basketball anyday. man : play right now then. guy : not today bro, sprained my ankle in the shower this morning. man : yeah whatever bro, you got dat […]
- Intst. Irtilybinbsdb. Yaetmatwib. Ihtftyawhbiyah, if. Idwtbygu, aidwtcoac, biflihn
i need to say this. i realized that i love you because i never been so depressed before. you are everything to me and that’s why i blush. i hate the fact that you are with her but if you are happy, its fine. i don’t want to break you guys up, and i don’t […]
- German Sanchez
when a man takes out his p-n-s after -n-l s-x and then dabs his feces covered steele johnson on the woman’s upper lips leaving her with a hitler mustache krieg: how was your night with sam last night? zieg: great dude, i gave her a german sanchez. krieg: oh, dude you know she is jewish […]