Johnstone Landmine


when the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a sh-te on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.
finlay “i’d totally let you sh-t on ma chest”
cameron “as long as it is a johnstone landmine”

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