Joke Hitler
#1: a person who has a history of killing jokes
#2: a person you try to avoid because they kill jokes so much
guy #1: why did the chicken cross the street?
guy #2: why?
guy #1: to get to the other side!
guy #1 + guy #2: -laugh-
guy #3: haha, yeah. like what was it thinking crossing a dangerous street like that?
guy #1: heh…. haha
guy #3: like, “hey, look at me i’m a chicken!” haha
guy #2: -sigh-
guy #3: i wonder if a cop would arrest the chicken for jaywalking. haha
guy #1: was i even talking to you?
guy #3: ….i’ll go back to my hole now. -walks away-
guy #2: dude, what a joke hitler.
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