joke reality check
when a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it’s actually true or currently happening. most joke reality checks are ‘what if’ situations.
duder 1: “oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. looks like my ex’s huh? what if it was? that would be so weird. she doesn’t even know where i live.”
duder 2: “holy sh-t dude isn’t that her brother getting out of the car? that is her dude.”
duder 1: “f-ck! are you kidding? i hope she didn’t see me or my car outside.”
duder 2: “ha ha that’s funny sh-t. talk about a joke reality check.”
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