Jollux
noun – slang phrase used in the late 18th century to describe a “fat person”.
f-ggot: “oh, he’s a bit of a jollux, ha?”
john: “wtf, he can’t hear you. just call him fat ffs. tsk”
f-ggot: “… calm down, john. take a deeeeep breath”
john: “omg, stfu…. jesus”
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jollux is the short name for peadophilia
yo man stop being a jollux
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