jolly jizz festival


an expression used to describe a gathering of male h-m-s-xuals. usually involving the wearing of colorful costumes and mind altering club drugs.

a jolly j-zz festival, is the ideal setting for h-m-s-xual acceptance.

all h-m-s-xuals and their supportive hetero counterparts are welcome to partic-p-te. jolly j-zz festivals are the target of varying degrees of hate speech and anti gay protesting.
“hey timothy!! oooo..! lookie there! it’s a great big jolly j-zz festival! gimme some party and play and lets go-oh!”

or

“steer clear of that jolly j-zz festival david, you know how much g-d hates queers! we wouldn’t want anything rubbing off on you now would we?”

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