jolt cola


a high energy cola, with twice the caffeine and sugar than c-ke or pepsi, has even more caffeine than mountain dew.

also an important essential if my work shift calls for more than 6 hours.
i was very disappointed that they stopped selling jolt. now what i am going to do?
jolt cola, the hackers drink of choice.
“jolt cola, for those late night hacks”
the drink of pro’s get your supply from jolt.co.uk or pm heaton
an adjective used to describe something amazing or something /someone very, very energetic.

commonly used in northern ohio
dude that kid got to stay home to play cod 4 modern warfare ii !?!!!!!

thats funking jolt cola!!!!!!!!
back when i was living in michigan where i could get this beverage at the local quality dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. this was before i started sippin’ energy drinks for a buzz. i remember easily getting wired off of jolt, and just kickin’ it old school, listening to the radio and sippin’ my jolt while playing darkstalkers 3 on my playstation. it has twice the caffeine as pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than mountain dew. jolt is hard to find now, and doesn’t even stand up to a can of bookoo anyway, so now i sip energy drinks while i play pocket tanks or darkstalkers.
i miss the days where i’d constantly sip jolt.
that sh-t has so much f-cking caffine in
it.
i drank some of that jolt sh-t, and i
was f-cking high on caffine.
tastes like sh-t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix
i need more jolt to wake up and finish this d-mn definition

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