Jolt


the best drink ever! especially for gamers cause it contains a lot of caffeine. just as much as a cup of coffee.
you look tired. perhaps you need a jolt.
caffeinated cola beverage made for the sole purpose of providing you the caffeine you need. 1 592 ml (20 fl. ounces) bottle is about a coffee and a half worth of caffeine.
“dude, i need to get some jolt for this lan party tonight.”
a world wide know graffiti artist residing in los angeles, california.
guy: hey, did you see the new jolt piece on imperial and garfield? that sh-t was sick!
the first energy drink from way back in the 80’s. this is actually a cola but has so much more caffeine, as much as a cup of coffee, than regular cola that it keeps you up all night. it has recently made a come back ans is still as delicious as it was in the 80’s.
it is also great for gamers who need to stay up late playing online games
guy 1: i’m thirsty but i don’t want a normal cola but i also don’t want to get an energy drink
guy 2: try jolt cola it is something that is very good to drink
guy 1: wow… you are correct about that my homeslice
a variation of the acronym yolo meaning “jesus only lived twice” it was arised as a joke that an 11-12 year old made in attempt to make her friends laugh while at a nerd camp when hanging out with them. commonly used as a comeback to “yolo”
teenager 1: aye, you wanna go smoke some weed?
teenager 2: nah man i ain’t ’bout dat life
teenager 1: c’mon mah n-gg-, yolo
teenager 2: nahhhhhh, jolt man, jolt
lines of cocaine.
did you get the jolts?
caffiene.

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