Jombus
an over-sized -sshole, usually caused by dp in the b-tt.
mitch: “dude did you hear tom, corbin, and jesse had a 3 sum last night?”
jacob: “yeah, i’m pretty sure corbin has a jombus now.”
an oversized -sshole; usually aquired naturally or by having it torn open by some sort of long, cylindrical object.
an -sshole of irregular proportion.
“dude, did you see chealsea’s jombus last night? i heard it was big.”
“yeah man, it was huge! i tore that thing up.”
oversized -n-l cavity formed when fat chode enters the -n-s
rick: “oh yeah put that chode in my -n-s.”
jake: “oooopppsss its a jombus now”
rick: “ahhhhhhhhh sh-t f-ck my -sshole”
corbin: “hey can i get in on this?”
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