Jon Chan
a flaming h-m-s-xual chinese male(?) who was best remembered for drinking a disgusting concoction in kim’s ap history cl-ss. often, he would attempt to awkwardly start social conversations with his peers. sadly, he is often ignored. at first glance, he seems like an ordinary chinese male with gl-sses. however, do not allow his gl-sses to fool you, his iq is believed to be on par with a chimpanzee. his awkward social skills and weak stature was the ant-thesis of the school’s spartan mascot. hence, he was named the spartan troll aka ephialtes.
jon chan was a 2007 graduate of schurr high school.
beware of treacherous jon chan, the spartan troll, for his deformed stature and mental r-t-rdation will surely induce vomiting.
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