jon lajioe

the s-xiest mother f-ck-r who has a voice like angels.he is a s-xual tiger.his love is like airplanes it gives girls -rg-sm.he also the indiana jones of exploring crotch.he is helen keller of having s-x oooh wait that’s a bad example,but he has great s-x move that he learned from china.
jon lajioe took over my body last night.

he made me shake my booty but it led to the best night ever,he was a total jon jajioe

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