Jon Mabee’s: Rule of Whore
top definition
if you haven’t slept with as many people as you are old, you are not a wh-r-.
applies to both men and women.
does not cover any other derogatory names/terms for an easy/loose person.
girl: am i a wh-r-?
guy: how many dudes have you been with?
girl: 13.
guy: how old are you?
girl: 21.
guy: well, according to jon mabee’s: rule of wh-r-, you got 8 more to go before you have to worry about that!
girl: sweet.
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