Jonesy
top definition
a s-xy beast, good in bed
wow! he was such a jonesy last night!
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the name of stark’s kick-ss guitar player.
nothing like having jonesy stop by your job with a bottle of jameson to make some irish coffees on st. pattys.
3
an incredibly needed man.
the new guy i’m dating is such a jonesy.
4
a man with good fortune; a very lucky guy
man… that jonesy is one lucky b-st-rd
5
a name to replace the real name of someone who is pr-ned to being an idiot and general idiocy.
i was just thuggin then jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.
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the nickname that is commonly used for led zeppelin b-ssist, john paul jones.
jonesy is an awesome b-ss player. just listen to him playing in ramble on.
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a type of bong originated from “the device” developed from a long paper towel cardboard roll with a small hole on the top near one of the ends. then a blunt or joint is inserted in the hole. next a hand is placed over the larger hole on the side of the blunt. the mouth in inserted on the opposite end. after taking a desired amount of puffs the hand is removed from the other side causeing air to enter and smoke to carry to the mouth which is known as the cannon hit.
bong, “the device”, “rozwell 5000”, “cheesecurl” wolly, “the yert”, “yert 2.0”, “the chrome”, and “the dominique human highlight reel wilkins tomahawk slama-jama candy cane striped jonesy” etc.
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