Jon Pumper
the offspring of pure talent and hilarity. a mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-f-cking awesomeness. a s-x god. beacon for h-rny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). pr-ne to serenades. despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. he is going to cause peace in the middle east.
i wanna f-ck that guy like i wanna f-ck jon pumper
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