Jonacide


the desire to or act of destroying each and every one of the jonas brothers and/or their fans.

1 – this feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like the jon–ss brothers despite being more talented.

2 – it can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning the jonas b-ttbuddies.
1 – hey, sean, i figured out why your band can’t get famous!

why?

cuz everyone’s too busy loving those b-tt buddies!

who? slipknot? (yeah, i said it!)

no, the jonas brothers!

ugh, but we can play circles around them! that makes me want to commit jonacide…

2 – hey, tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot john lennon just got released on bail?

who’s john lennon? sounds like a jb knockoff!

(stab, eat the body)

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