Jonalized


to be boned up the -ss by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
a strange attraction to the jonas brothers.
a mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
to have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their -sses.
“i love the jonas brothers, omg, girl, i think i have just been jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.

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