Jonas Brosexuals


1. any of the three jonas brothers

2. groups of pre-teen fangirls who insist touching each other each time the see the “joe bros”
1. nick, kevin, and joe aka the jonas bros-xuals

2. -scene: its a sleep over with a bunch of preppy girls watching the jonas brothers on their ipods-

girls 1-9: omgeez i love the jonas bros. -comenses in touching each other-

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