Jonas Funnel


a jonas funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. the dish causes all the s-m-n to flow down towards your face and head.
i was watching this crazy j-panese p-rn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a jonas funnel.

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